According to the Slapbet countdown, the next slap would be on Monday, November 18th….THE DAY OF MY BIRTHDAY XX

Two slaps remaining!

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

manlyliam:

what if one day a fan pulls zayn pants down and there are blonde highlights on his pubes too

hornbread:

itisneverlupus:

neither:

1800psychedelic:

‘Why would you want tattoos and crap they’re gonna look gross when you’re older’

damn punk since 1950

I really don’t think you understand the amount of would right now.

Always reblogging this old ass, dapper motherfuck.

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

ameline07:

So this past week was finals at my school. I hope I someday find whoever put them up in EVERY singe building on campus.

HIMYM + Objects

purple-whore:

laughcentre:

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today

HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO DO THIS

They’re all facing the dollar except the nickel… That fucking rebel…

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

Happy 43rd Birthday, Tina Fey!