Return of the Mac, get em
What it is what it does what it is what it isn’t
Lookin’ for a better way to get up out of bed
instead of getting on the internet
& checking out who hit me, get up!
Thrift shop, pimp strut walking
little bit of humble, little bit of cautious
i’m gonna be a rapper and rap about ear hygiene. call me lil q-tip
i swear celebrity pregnancies last like 2 months instead of 9???
just an 11:11 girl living in an 11:12 world
the fuck am i supposed to do with this blog now???
HIMYM Meme | Five Characters → 3. Marshall Eriksen
gayest sport on earth
somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING
you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.
why is he putting his hand in his pants
That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration.
that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it
they oil each other up
im crying here
LOOK IT’S BALD JOHN GREEN AND OTHER JOHN GREEN!
How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.
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