the first dance at my wedding will be to the hoedown throw down
remember when yugioh was straight fucked up.
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
If Mr Brightside ever starts playing, and you don’t stop everything you’re doing and sing at the top of your lungs, you aren’t living life properly.
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this is the greatest thing I have ever seen
why is there a fucking tomato in the train
because its the subway
THANK YOU NOW THERE ARE CRUMBS EVERYWHERE!
Look at him… he is beautiful lol
Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued
And I really can’t with him
oh my god
They tried to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no
“Come on, you are going to have fun and there’s some cute guys here”
Those were the last words one of my friends told me before i get inside the Krav Maga class today and i look that one of the guys that i like (that is actually his friend) was there standing and streching