sacajaweasvagina:

the first dance at my wedding will be to the hoedown throw down

tagged → #me #same #GPOY

itscstm:

remember when yugioh was straight fucked up.

This is the most unique one I've seen, please yes.
  • 1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
  • 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
  • 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
  • 4) What do you think about most?
  • 5) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
  • 6) Do you have any strange phobias?
  • 7) What's your religion?
  • 8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
  • 9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
  • 10) What was the last lie you told?
  • 11) Do you believe in karma?
  • 12) What does your URL mean?
  • 13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
  • 14) Who is your celebrity crush?
  • 15) How do you vent your anger?
  • 16) Do you have a collection of anything?
  • 17) Are you happy with the person you've become?
  • 18) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
  • 19) What's your biggest "what if"?
  • 20) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
  • 21) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
  • 22) Smell the air. What do you smell?
  • 23) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
  • 24) Most attractive singer/s of your opposite gender?
  • 25) To you, what is the meaning of life?
  • 26) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
  • 27) What was the last movie you saw?
  • 28) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
  • 29) Do you have any obsessions right now?
  • 30) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
  • 31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
  • 32) What is your astrological sign?
  • 33) What's the last thing you purchased?
  • 34) Love or lust?
  • 35) In a relationship?
  • 36) How many relationships have you had?
  • 37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
  • 38) Where is your best friend?
  • 39) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
  • 40) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
  • 41) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
  • 42) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
  • 43) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
  • 44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
  • 45) How can I win your heart?
  • 46) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
  • 47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
  • 48) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
  • 49) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "heart."
  • 50) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
  • 51) What is your current desktop picture?
  • 52) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
  • 53) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
  • 54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
  • 55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
  • 56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
  • 57) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
  • 58) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
  • 59) Ever been on a plane?
  • 60) Give me your top 5 hottest celebrities.
tagged → #ask

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

houch:

If Mr Brightside ever starts playing, and you don’t stop everything you’re doing and sing at the top of your lungs, you aren’t living life properly.

we-are-the-lonely-ones:

vectorbelly:

Twitter: The Comic is a collection of comics based on the greatest tweets of our generation. The source material is used verbatim, typos and all. Despite the seemingly random nature of the tweets, the comic has reoccurring characters and story arcs that aren’t fully understood unless experienced through a single reading. With explicit permission from the writers of each comic, Twitter: The Comic could be a pretty rad book.

this is the greatest thing I have ever seen

doctorangel: ultraw4nk: aragaki-ayase: why is there a fucking tomato in the train because its the subway THANK YOU NOW THERE ARE CRUMBS EVERYWHERE!

doctorangel:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

THANK YOU NOW THERE ARE CRUMBS EVERYWHERE!

snowden-is-dead:

whitecourtkellyrhea:

Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued

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And I really can’t with him

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oh my god

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What even

They tried to make me go to rehab

I said no, no, no

“Come on, you are going to have fun and there’s some cute guys here”

Those were the last words one of my friends told me before i get inside the Krav Maga class today and i look that one of the guys that i like (that is actually his friend) was there standing and streching

Probando algo nuevo…

Probando algo nuevo…

suzzannnn:

liking someone you have no chance with

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tagged → #GPOY