Track Title: Here's To Never Growing Up (Uncensored)

Artist: Avril Lavigne

Album: Here's To Never Growing Up

codymilton:

Here’s the new uncensored version of the song, which I’ve cut from the music video. When she says “ass” and “fuck” it’s a lot more cool and amazing :) Enjoy your listening :) Sorry for the bitrate, it’s only 256 kbit/sec.

Track Title: The Other Side

Artist: Jason Derulo

Album: The Other Side - Single

i-love-guys-and-girls:

Jason Derulo The Other Side

Guys i love this song so im gonna post it again, you know in case you missed it the first time :)

Track Title: Beat It

Artist: Sean Kingston/Chris Brown/Wiz Khalifa

Album: Beat It (Feat Chris Brown & Wiz Khalifa) - Single

robertvision:

Sean Kingston - Beat It Feat. Chris Brown & Wiz Khalifa

And Jake Bugg is coming to my country for a music festival that is on the capital and here i’m on a city that’s know for having one of the new seven wonders of the world

fucking-in-an-elevator:

‘ATTA BOY

hamfarto:

hamfarto:

in german i put this guy on the corner of every paper i turn in and the teacher hates me

im failing this class

phagechildon:

frosty-haddock:

Here some of the character designs for the Hijack Atlantis!AU. Just give some time and I’ll finish everyone, and mayyybe colour everything ;) Hope you like this *blows kisses*

THEY LOOK SO GREAT

jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

hlaefdigebecena:

jethrocane:

booksdirect:

Writing implements.

you spelled porn wrong

I need at least one of these in my life.

attackofthepartycannon:

saltwaterstemp:

intellectual-stupidity:

f-e-a-t-h-e-r-b-r-a-i-n:

herpderpicho:

owl-recluse:

konec0:

sataaaaaan:

shapeshiftandtrick:

avocadokitten:

Slicing a Bead of Mercury in Half

WAT

mercury is the best

omfg no NO YOU CANT EXIST?>?!?!???

You know what this reminds me of?

The pee frisbee.

The best prank in the world [after poop butter, of course], and it doesn’t even require going into someone’s house. As long as there’s a gap under their door, you can get them.

You take a regular frisbee, like one you’d get at the dollar store, and you pee in it. Put it upside-down, pee in it, and put that in the freezer for a few hours. You’ll have disc of frozen piss.

Carefully remove it from the frisbee, take it to your neighbour’s house [or friend’s, or stranger’s, I don’t care, as long as you keep that piss disc cold, man], and slide it under their door.

It works best if nobody is home and won’t be home for a few hours. That pee will thaw right on their floor, and they’ll come home to a puddle of piss in their house with no sign of anybody getting in.

Who the fuck peed on my floor?

That will haunt them for years.

reblogging for the pee frisbee

pee frisbee omg

PISS FRISBE

I AM SO FUCKING DONE

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr