hamfarto:

hamfarto:

in german i put this guy on the corner of every paper i turn in and the teacher hates me

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im failing this class

phagechildon:

frosty-haddock:

Here some of the character designs for the Hijack Atlantis!AU. Just give some time and I’ll finish everyone, and mayyybe colour everything ;) Hope you like this *blows kisses*

THEY LOOK SO GREAT

tagged → #limoncello6

jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

hlaefdigebecena:

jethrocane:

booksdirect:

Writing implements.

you spelled porn wrong

I need at least one of these in my life.

tagged → #fave
attackofthepartycannon: saltwaterstemp: intellectual-stupidity: f-e-a-t-h-e-r-b-r-a-i-n: herpderpicho: owl-recluse: konec0: sataaaaaan: shapeshiftandtrick: avocadokitten: Slicing a Bead of Mercury in Half WAT mercury is the best omfg no NO YOU CANT EXIST?>?!?!??? You know what this reminds me of? The pee frisbee. The best prank in the world [after poop butter, of course], and it doesn’t even require going into someone’s house. As long as there’s a gap under their door, you can get them. You take a regular frisbee, like one you’d get at the dollar store, and you pee in it. Put it upside-down, pee in it, and put that in the freezer for a few hours. You’ll have disc of frozen piss. Carefully remove it from the frisbee, take it to your neighbour’s house [or friend’s, or stranger’s, I don’t care, as long as you keep that piss disc cold, man], and slide it under their door. It works best if nobody is home and won’t be home for a few hours. That pee will thaw right on their floor, and they’ll come home to a puddle of piss in their house with no sign of anybody getting in. Who the fuck peed on my floor? That will haunt them for years. reblogging for the pee frisbee pee frisbee omg PISS FRISBE I AM SO FUCKING DONE

attackofthepartycannon:

saltwaterstemp:

intellectual-stupidity:

f-e-a-t-h-e-r-b-r-a-i-n:

herpderpicho:

owl-recluse:

konec0:

sataaaaaan:

shapeshiftandtrick:

avocadokitten:

Slicing a Bead of Mercury in Half

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WAT

mercury is the best

omfg no NO YOU CANT EXIST?>?!?!???

You know what this reminds me of?

The pee frisbee.

The best prank in the world [after poop butter, of course], and it doesn’t even require going into someone’s house. As long as there’s a gap under their door, you can get them.

You take a regular frisbee, like one you’d get at the dollar store, and you pee in it. Put it upside-down, pee in it, and put that in the freezer for a few hours. You’ll have disc of frozen piss.

Carefully remove it from the frisbee, take it to your neighbour’s house [or friend’s, or stranger’s, I don’t care, as long as you keep that piss disc cold, man], and slide it under their door.

It works best if nobody is home and won’t be home for a few hours. That pee will thaw right on their floor, and they’ll come home to a puddle of piss in their house with no sign of anybody getting in.

Who the fuck peed on my floor?


That will haunt them for years.

reblogging for the pee frisbee

pee frisbee omg

PISS FRISBE

I AM SO FUCKING DONE

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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barackalicious:

jimbertimber:

theres a Meme Page in the yearbook

our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel

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languageek:

How to Learn English Infographic - Found here. 

coagulates: android18: HANGING OUT THE PASSENGERS SIDE OF HIS BEST FRIEND’S RIDETRYING TO HOLLA AT ME

coagulates:

android18:

HANGING OUT THE PASSENGERS SIDE OF HIS BEST FRIEND’S RIDE
TRYING TO HOLLA AT ME

seems-totally-legit: theprincessofjohndave: Coraline (2009) now take a moment to remember that this is all stop-motion animation now take another moment to remember this was a movie/animation for kids.

seems-totally-legit:

theprincessofjohndave:

Coraline (2009)

now take a moment to remember that this is all stop-motion animation

now take another moment to remember this was a movie/animation for kids.