theoneders:

my roommate just yelled from her room “KIM K HAD HER BABY” and I yelled back “AHH WHAT’S THE NAME” and she yelled back “CESAREAN —wait that’s not it— IT DOESN’T SAY”

fue-go: we is smart  we is kind we is important  we out of ice

fue-go:

we is smart 

we is kind

we is important 


we out of ice

thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

stevesmithis: globalsoftpirka: crocketingsolly: “I can’t believe it….I’m on a box of cookies!” THEY KNOW That had to have been deliberate…

stevesmithis:

globalsoftpirka:

crocketingsolly:

“I can’t believe it….I’m on a box of cookies!”

THEY KNOW

That had to have been deliberate…

vegay:

do not laugh behind me because i will think you are laughing about me

tagged → #GPOY
"Your life is not an episode of Skins. Things will never look quite as good as they do in a faded, sun-drenched Polaroid; your days are not an editorial from Lula. Your life is not a Sofia Coppola movie, or a Chuck Palahniuk novel, or a Charles Bukowski poem. Grace Coddington isn’t your creative director. Bon Iver and Joy Division don’t play softly in the background at appropriate moments. Your hysterical teenage diary isn’t a work of art. Your room probably isn’t Selby material. Your life isn’t a Tumblr screencap. Every word that comes out of your mouth will not be beautiful and poignant, infinitely quotable. Your pain will not be pretty. Crying till you vomit is always shit. You cannot romanticize hurt. Or sadness. Or loneliness. You will have homework, and hangovers and bad hair days. The train being late won’t lead to any fateful encounters, it will make you late. Sometimes your work will suck. Sometimes you will suck. Far too often, everything will suck - and not in a Wes Anderson kind of way. And there is no divine consolation - only the knowledge that we will hopefully experience the full spectrum - and that sometimes, just sometimes, life will feel like a Coppola film."
— Letters From Nowhere  (via an-artful-life)

yongmuney:

my left hand cant do anything right

paatati-patata: Liam running to hug Zayn while he’s crying during the song. Awww!

paatati-patata:

Liam running to hug Zayn while he’s crying during the song. Awww!

tagged → #ziam #perf #otp
the-chamber-0f-muggles: shuofthewind: odinsmightymustache: Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question? JK Rowling: Yes. Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name? JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin. Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge. BEAUTIFUL POST IS BEAUTIFUL

the-chamber-0f-muggles:

shuofthewind:

odinsmightymustache:

Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question?

JK Rowling: Yes.

Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name?

JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin.

Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.

BEAUTIFUL POST IS BEAUTIFUL

jogarant: Only Glee fans will appreciate this one lol

jogarant:

Only Glee fans will appreciate this one lol

putyourlipson-mine: eenjolras: What if Phantom of the Opera was a jukebox musical set in 2013? How would that even look and sound? Yeah I know, we’d rahter not know the answer… and yet here it is. Just another pointless jukebox musical with a plot starring a creepy man with a creepy face wearing a creepy mask, a rich frat boy, and a dancer who’s a nervous wreck… Think of Me - Feel This Moment Angel of Music - Anywhere But HereLittle Lotte - Get LuckyThe Mirror/ Angel of Music - Ready or NotThe Phantom of the Opera - Good Girls Go BadThe Music of the Night - DJ Got Us Falling in LoveI Remember…/ Stranger Than You Dreamt It - E.T.Notes - Trouble MakerPrima Donna - Prima Donna GirlWhy Have You Brought Us Here? - I Knew You Were TroubleAll I Ask of You - Don’t Go Breaking My HeartI Gave You My Music/ All I Ask of You (Reprise) - Not Over YouMasquerade - I Gotta FeelingNotes II/ Twisted Every Way - S.O.S.Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again - Cannonball Wandering Child - Just Give Me A ReasonThe Point of No Return - Come & Get ItAll I Ask of You (2nd Reprise) - Just a DreamDown Once More - Just TonightFinal Lair - Don’t Cry for Pain/ Only TeardropsFinale - Fool Again LISTEN. HOLY SHIT. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS?

putyourlipson-mine:

eenjolras:

What if Phantom of the Opera was a jukebox musical set in 2013? How would that even look and sound? Yeah I know, we’d rahter not know the answer… and yet here it is. Just another pointless jukebox musical with a plot starring a creepy man with a creepy face wearing a creepy mask, a rich frat boy, and a dancer who’s a nervous wreck…

Think of Me - Feel This Moment
Angel of Music - Anywhere But Here
Little Lotte - Get Lucky
The Mirror/ Angel of Music - Ready or Not
The Phantom of the Opera - Good Girls Go Bad
The Music of the Night - DJ Got Us Falling in Love
I Remember…/ Stranger Than You Dreamt It - E.T.
Notes - Trouble Maker
Prima Donna - Prima Donna Girl
Why Have You Brought Us Here? - I Knew You Were Trouble
All I Ask of You - Don’t Go Breaking My Heart
I Gave You My Music/ All I Ask of You (Reprise) - Not Over You
Masquerade - I Gotta Feeling
Notes II/ Twisted Every Way - S.O.S.
Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again - Cannonball 
Wandering Child - Just Give Me A Reason
The Point of No Return - Come & Get It
All I Ask of You (2nd Reprise) - Just a Dream
Down Once More - Just Tonight
Final Lair - Don’t Cry for Pain/ Only Teardrops
Finale - Fool Again

LISTEN.

HOLY SHIT. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS?

alexdasmaster:

ahah I’m not sorry.. 

I watched this Movie (Monsters Inc) some Days ago and this part made me laugh so hard, I got this Idea and just had to make it O3o